Posted by Holly Hoodrat , Monday, June 21, 2010 5:04 PM

I went to Bonnaroo last week. 
Jesus, I can hear you scoffing from all the way across the internet. 
I used to be you. 

I will not even attempt to tell you about it because no matter what I say I cannot convey how utterly amazing my experience was. You will never know unless you see for yourself. 

Here's a list of the bands I saw

Neon Indian
Blitzen Trapper
Tokyo Police Club
Conan O'Brian
The Gaslight Anthem
Carolina Chocolate Drops
Damian Marley and Nas
She & Him
Dr. Dog
The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Steve Martin & The Steep Canyon Rangers
The National
The Flaming Lips
Kid Cudi
The Crystal Method
Jimmy Cliff
The Melvins
Thievery Corporation
Against Me!
John Fogerty

And Jay-Z

Ok, HOVA changed my life. I'm not kidding. I can now divide my life into before seeing Jay-Z and after seeing Jay-Z. It was that fucking amazing.

Jealous yet?

So boys and girls, spend the money and come sweat it out with me next year at Bonnaroo's 10 year anniversary!

Elephants Are The New Owls

Posted by Holly Hoodrat , Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:09 PM

Am I the only one tired of looking at this shit? 


I swear to God I've been looking at this for 10 years. I think we've reinvented the owl in every way imaginable. So for all you hipsters ready to hop to the next thing, here it is.

Yes, the elephant. The epitome of strength and elegance. The most respected beast on the savanna. Seriously, even lions know not to fuck with elephants. Wikipedia even tells me that they symbolize wisdom. Just like those goddamned owls. They're smart too. Check it out.

I can tell I'm losing you. Look! Something cute!

So take my advice and be in style this summer. And when you see this poppin' up everywhere, don't forget who told you.